I now realise that my dad's beard is perfectly normal and I can never call him a weirdo-with-a-beardo ever again. Ever. Check out this dude here: apparantly he is a winner in the 'partial beard freestyle category' and has won them all, except for 2003 when he was on "injured reserve following an unfortunate encounter with a power drill. " Injured? Injured how? Was he injured in the beard? Or does that explain why he carries a cane? And here I was just thinking that it was all part of the Dandy Fop Look - A look I intend to copyright soon.
And all of this is because I've been inspired by the snowy moustache sported by Ryan Gigg's mate at the Sports Personality of the Year ceremony. I watched this in between slices of the X Factor. My descent into cultural oblivion has started.
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